Dear Duchess of Cambridge/Princess Kate/Ma’am/George and Charlotte’s mum/any other title you may go by, (FYI I go by muuUUMMEEYYYEEH, note the increase in volume, it’s important) You don’t know me, but I know you. And I don’t mean that in a creepy way. I mean, obviously everyone in the world knows who you are. But […]
8 Things Not To Say To New Mums
1.’When are you due?’ I’ve had this. Ouch. I did ugly crying. For a week. 2. When your baby is crying some flipping smart arse will pipe up with ‘have you tried feeding them?‘ What do you want us to do? Slap our heads in disbelief and say ‘you are a blinking genius, […]